Miley Cyrus can count and WRITE!!!!!

Yes, so I hear Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus is inking a book in
the tune of six figures and better. Picture it, the life and times of a
struggling actress who couldn't make it on the coattails of her own father,
realizing she wants to play a mediocre singer on an even more fantastic
show. 15 years of abuse and let downs, all come to a point in life where God throws her a break!

Actually the book will delve into her behind the scenes saga of fun and
good old great times. Intimate moments of her and her parents and close friends. It makes for a hell of a read I'm sure, and with all her life's ups.....and ups, a quick one too! Don't worry kids, a few years from now an even better read about her cracked out days of yesterday, lying in her own piss in a gutter somewhere, sucking on a Twizzler out of Lindsay's crack. By then of course Disney will have dropped her, and her
tours would be no more than an hour long of her humming and two stepping (not a long shot from where she is now musically). I'm no hater though, I actually like her if for no more than my younger nieces
love for her.

Stay tuned kids, I'm sure once published we'll need a review, and
perhaps go to the book signing, where she'll hire daddy to do the actual
signatures. If that doesn't interest you, wait til the book is leaked on the
internet! (How come Raven wasn't offered her own book deal???? - Now that sounds more like a riveting story!!!!)